Episode 7: I was told there was going to be ice cream cake.

Episode 6: A special place in my hearts

No, I wouldn’t say I’m a morning person.

Episode 5: Our son, the broke vampire!

Gotta get my teeth whitened. And sharpened.

Mostly sharpened.

Episode 4: Uh…Frederick Douglass?

Your track fires amuse me. Commute as mist already, guys!

Episode 3: Shut your windows!

So tired. Got up three times to pee in the middle of the day.

Episode 2: No, You Suck!