Episode 7: I was told there was going to be ice cream cake.
Episode 6: A special place in my hearts
No, I wouldn’t say I’m a morning person.
Episode 5: Our son, the broke vampire!
Gotta get my teeth whitened. And sharpened.
Mostly sharpened.
Episode 4: Uh…Frederick Douglass?
Your track fires amuse me. Commute as mist already, guys!
Episode 3: Shut your windows!
So tired. Got up three times to pee in the middle of the day.
Episode 2: No, You Suck!